Author Archives: Blogleyur

About Blogleyur

Occupation: Absurdist fiction writer, pataphysicist , weaboo exorcist, non-sequitur poet and paladin of idiocy, fugleman of The Foo, footman at Ministry of silly walks, assistant Oddhobby coryphaeus, amateur codder, Usenet legend, carbon based mugwump, couch potato, and ordained deacon in The Church of the SubGenius. What is an absurdist? A non sequitur comedy writer (i.e. weirder than The Mighty Boosh, but not quite as odd as Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo). Or am I? A new stupid, (half) perverted site soon at http://www.fookleyur.com.

TAMPONS: “Satan’s Little Cotton Fingers!”

Landover Ladies Vow to “Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings!” Ladies of Landover member Mrs. Taffy Davenport-Gaines Crockett, visiting the Landover Christian Pharmacy recently to refill the church tract display, happened upon a shocking sight. A young woman was visibly … Continue reading

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President Obama Resigns!

 WASHINGTON — The White House has confirmed that Barack Hussein Obama has officially resigned as the twice elected president of the United States.   After dozens of failed attempts to discredit Mr. Obama with accusations concerning his place of birth, a … Continue reading

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Protected: I’m hiding from the Facebook mafia

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

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Facebook Doesn’t Like My Name

So I left. However, my friends (here in real life) insist that I keep doing something. I also miss my Facebook friends.  I’m working on a deal where I can write editorials on a “news blog” and have them appear … Continue reading

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Sorry I haven’t been posting to the blog lately…

…I’ve been very busy, um, writing and doing other productive work! The web site is still in progress, they want to know if they should publish now or upgrade it to the latest tech (HTML5).   We’ve waited this long, so … Continue reading

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If you don’t follow me on Facebook, you’ll miss the big events!

August 8, 2013 is 1984 day A rally against surveillance.

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Obama Files Federal Charges Against George Zimmerman Following Acquittal in Shooting Murder of Trayvon Martin

Possible Hoax According to http://nationalreport.net Obama Files Federal Charges Against George Zimmerman Following Acquittal in Shooting Murder of Trayvon Martin Just when we thought the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin case was over after Zimmerman’s acquittal, the Obama Administration has taken the … Continue reading

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Some pictures are missing

I used Facebook for some of the images, and when I changed my FB photos, it broke the links here. I will fix it as soon as I can.  I the mean time you can always come visit me on … Continue reading

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It’s Fookleyur’s Vagina Hygiene Week!

    

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Make this a faptastic new year!

 Men:  Master your bate!

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