Men: Master your bate!
Not like this!
(sad swimmer mutant sperm)
Absurdist fiction writer, pataphysicist , weaboo exorcist, non-sequitur poet and paladin of idiocy, fugleman of The Foo, footman at Ministry of silly walks, assistant Oddhobby coryphaeus, amateur codder, Usenet legend, carbon based mugwump, couch potato, and ordained deacon in The Church of the SubGenius.
What is an absurdist?
A non sequitur comedy writer (i.e. weirder than The Mighty Boosh, but not quite as odd as Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo). Or am I?
A new stupid, (half) perverted site soon at http://www.fookleyur.com.